When I told him I was having a rough day
"Are you getting nostalgic again? I would send you a cheesecake from Cecilia's if I had the time."
Regarding his wedding cake
"I think I'm going to want a strawberry shortcake for the groom's cake but in the shape of Iron Man."
When I complained how guys give mixed signals
"did he kick you? ask you to play duck duck goose? did he ask you to share his mat during naptime?" (investigative questions).
Saying goodbye
"Peace playa. 'Playa' means beach in Spanish. Life is a beach."
